As I was struggling to push the way too small, and therefore overloaded and cumbersome stroller with Mark in it through the grass, Mark suddenly said: “Dad… you are noisy!” Ok, I may have been huffing and puffing a bit, but only because the lil’ bastard for once was too lazy to walk himself. I [...]
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C: Awww… look at Mark, he’s snorring… So cute! C, later the same night: *Elbows Peter in the ribs* Shut up, you’re snorring!
Here in Denmark a slight sense of panic is witnessed in the media. It turns out that some vegetables (especially cucumbers) from Northern Germany and Spain have been infected with a dangerous coli bacteria. Nothing to be taken lightly as it already killed 10+ people in Germany and made plenty of Danes very ill. The [...]
Finally a machine where you sucessfully can use the Jedi-Mind-Trick-Wave and it actually works.
In attempt to teach our kid some Chinese, C got hold of some VCDs with Chinese children’s songs. Actually calling them ‘Chinese’, may be overdoing it, since many of the melodies are oddly recognizable to me (like Jinglebells for one). Anyway, the lyrics are in Chinese, and that good enough for the purpose. Yesterday, as [...]
As promised in an older post, here’s the picture of one of the gifts we got for our boy. It’s a pair of “special” Chinese pants:
…being alone with 3 yakking Chinese mothers and their 3 screaming infants. Well now that I think about it, it’s either that or a warm gun.
A very cool t-shirt Should have worn it last summer. I would have earned roughly 100kuai just on “hellos”.
[poll=2] From this years CCP meeting. Its allright, take a nap. You’ve had a good run.
…. I know the pic is an oldie, but I just love it. I found it after cleaning some folders and I just had to share. Especially since I hate Jehova’s Witnesses as much as they hate logic. I look forward to my next run-in with them, even though I still haven’t found a plan to keep [...]
… I have to share: Deep down, in places we don’t talk about in public, you know you want to know, right? May be related to this entry and may or may not be yours truly’s toes. If, and I emphasis if, it was to be my toes, the training in making nails, would have been [...]
A newbie Laowai’s notes on Chinese public bathing for foreigners You enter the joint while all employees look at you with awe and say “Ni hao” (this is the version where they’ve actually seen you before). Then you let your Chinese wife do the buying of fat laowai washing time, as you flip flop in [...]
Thought of the day: If they ever invent a machine that can: open jars, press out the last tooth paste, act as a warm pillow in the night, lift heavy things, act as body-o-comfort when strange noise appear and take a verbal scolding with a straight face for something you haven’t the slightest idea what [...]
This is what you all wish you got, but instead you got something ridiculous like Jean Grey, The Beast or Nightcrawler right? And REALLY I didn’t cheat. Even voted no to violence and still got a sweet 90% You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He’s got the hots for [...]
Found this nerdy stuff at Tim’s. And yes, I suck: At least I didn’t get Jar Jar Binks. I HATE Jar Jar Binks… grrrrr……
My work finally introduced IP telephones to all offices. Seems to work just fine after a few days of configuring the servers and so on. The quality is good and there are new features. Everything is fine and dandy. Well, except when I found out about the headset solution. I would have figured that you [...]
I’m a warm person and I can prove it. Unfortunately not in the sense that I radiate warmth with smiles to other people. My warmth problem is that I always manage to fog up windows when I enter a car in the spring, fall and winter. Can’t wait to see the summer. “How do you [...]