…being alone with 3 yakking Chinese mothers and their 3 screaming infants. Well now that I think about it, it’s either that or a warm gun.
Tag Archive 'Humour'
Check it out
Posted in Denmark on Jul 29th, 2008
A very cool t-shirt Should have worn it last summer. I would have earned roughly 100kuai just on “hellos”.
[poll=2] From this years CCP meeting. Its allright, take a nap. You’ve had a good run.
…. I know the pic is an oldie, but I just love it. I found it after cleaning some folders and I just had to share. Especially since I hate Jehova’s Witnesses as much as they hate logic. I look forward to my next run-in with them, even though I still haven’t found a plan to keep [...]
… I have to share: Deep down, in places we don’t talk about in public, you know you want to know, right? May be related to this entry and may or may not be yours truly’s toes. If, and I emphasis if, it was to be my toes, the training in making nails, would have been [...]
A newbie Laowai’s notes on Chinese public bathing for foreigners You enter the joint while all employees look at you with awe and say “Ni hao” (this is the version where they’ve actually seen you before). Then you let your Chinese wife do the buying of fat laowai washing time, as you flip flop in [...]
Thought of the day: If they ever invent a machine that can: open jars, press out the last tooth paste, act as a warm pillow in the night, lift heavy things, act as body-o-comfort when strange noise appear and take a verbal scolding with a straight face for something you haven’t the slightest idea what [...]
I’m Wolve….. an idiot.
Posted in Denmark on May 14th, 2007
This is what you all wish you got, but instead you got something ridiculous like Jean Grey, The Beast or Nightcrawler right? And REALLY I didn’t cheat. Even voted no to violence and still got a sweet 90% You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He’s got the hots for [...]
Nerd games
Posted in Denmark on Apr 18th, 2007
Found this nerdy stuff at Tim’s. And yes, I suck: At least I didn’t get Jar Jar Binks. I HATE Jar Jar Binks… grrrrr……
My work finally introduced IP telephones to all offices. Seems to work just fine after a few days of configuring the servers and so on. The quality is good and there are new features. Everything is fine and dandy. Well, except when I found out about the headset solution. I would have figured that you [...]
Foggy fog foggerson?
Posted in Denmark on Apr 1st, 2007
I’m a warm person and I can prove it. Unfortunately not in the sense that I radiate warmth with smiles to other people. My warmth problem is that I always manage to fog up windows when I enter a car in the spring, fall and winter. Can’t wait to see the summer. “How do you [...]
So there I was. Well-used from one of this years first chilly bicycle rides home from work. Just entered our apartment and started talking to C about ordering flight tickets for our trip to China this summer. In the middle of the serious conversation, I started to undress since I had worked up a good [...]
Last week C cooked up one of my favourites. Chinese beef soup with huge horse beans. Absolutely yummy. As always I tried to make casual strolls to the kitchen to get a whiff of the coming treat. That day I found this sight: From a distance it looks quite harmless, but as I glanced closer, [...]
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Self-proclaimed brain behind 31 terrorist actions in the past. Now so infamous that Head & Shoulders may loose interest in using him as the ultimate poster boy in their next commercial series.
The downside to being married is that you have to do things you would never even consider doing when you were single. For example: I have been kindly asked (read: commanded) to cover up my freshly injured finger by C when I am outside. Ok – fair enough, makes sense not to chill it too [...]
What’s in a name?
Posted in Denmark on Feb 12th, 2007
A few days ago I read Honkie Town Redux’s entry about how he came to be called Spike. Pretty funny, how a short incident can set a mark you for life. You just have to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, and you have yourself a haunting nickname. Actually it was pretty [...]
1/1-2007 our department were split up into two new teams. This Tuesday the physical move started. Half of the old team are now in Human Ressource and moves to their new “cell”. Their new room needs a bit of tidying up before completely ready if you ask me. For one some cords hanging from the [...]
Dear coughing old woman behind the concrete wall, Are you all right? Do you know that before we moved to this apartment, we had plenty of annoying noise from our neighbours? Do you also know that this new apartment is much less noisy and that until recently we enjoyed exactly that? The 2 first months [...]
Random gallery pic
Recent Comments
Categories
Join or burn in hell!
China Blog Ring
-
China blogs
China blogs (non-english)
China Photoblogs
China resources
Danish stuff
In memory of
Other
Archives
Tags
aalborg baby ban beijing blogging China china vs denmark chinese christmas column Denmark dinner drinking eos 400d family fishing food Gallery gfw harbin home Humour ill internet life man vs woman Mark movie norway pictures plant protection rabbits rant restaurant school shopping silence spam Tomato travel vacation wife wordpress writing-
Spam Blocked
Meta
Recent visitors
