By accident, I fell over a blog post on Phoenix New Times that felt oddly familiar. Is it just me, or does my rant against sandals for men, somehow have a slight resemblance to this one? It uses that same picture that I refer to in my rant, which initially set me off. Note that […]
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…. your in-laws bring this home from a trip downtown: I helped carry my wife’s rucksack into the house and got a distinctive rotten smell in my nose. My mother-in-law bought this pack of Durian wafers and had opened it slightly. Neither my wife, nor my father-in-law likes them or the smell. I decided that I didn’t need to […]
Remember it’s a special day. Pirate your WP site immediately!
This read is the closest I’ve seen to describe what a vasectomy really feels like. Forget the “snip snip” stories about quick painless cuts. The truth? It’s like a massive slowmotion kick in the groin…. Sorry, but I won’t blow sunshine up your behind. The story from Craig’s List is almost identical to my own […]
C: Awww… look at Mark, he’s snorring… So cute! C, later the same night: *Elbows Peter in the ribs* Shut up, you’re snorring!
Yesterday I brought an iRobot vacuum cleaner home. I told C about it some days in advance, and she didn’t object. We have enough to do without vacuuming all the time, and with 2 rug rats around, the floor needs a lot of cleaning these days. This morning we started it for the first time […]
The other day I drove C’s sister and her kid to the airport. As we were heading for the car, I noticed that they brought 2 bags + a plastic bag with clothes as hand luggage. Only 2 are allowed. As usually no one listened when I told this in advance. We were 10 minutes […]
C’s sister is visiting at the moment. Everything is going great except Mark is insisting on calling her ‘Mormor’ (grandmother) instead of ‘Moster’ (auntie).
Here in Denmark a slight sense of panic is witnessed in the media. It turns out that some vegetables (especially cucumbers) from Northern Germany and Spain have been infected with a dangerous coli bacteria. Nothing to be taken lightly as it already killed 10+ people in Germany and made plenty of Danes very ill. The […]
Finally a machine where you sucessfully can use the Jedi-Mind-Trick-Wave and it actually works.
As promised in an older post, here’s the picture of one of the gifts we got for our boy. It’s a pair of “special” Chinese pants:
…being alone with 3 yakking Chinese mothers and their 3 screaming infants. Well now that I think about it, it’s either that or a warm gun.
[poll=2] From this years CCP meeting. Its allright, take a nap. You’ve had a good run.
…. I know the pic is an oldie, but I just love it. I found it after cleaning some folders and I just had to share. Especially since I hate Jehova’s Witnesses as much as they hate logic. I look forward to my next run-in with them, even though I still haven’t found a plan to keep […]
… I have to share: Deep down, in places we don’t talk about in public, you know you want to know, right? May be related to this entry and may or may not be yours truly’s toes. If, and I emphasis if, it was to be my toes, the training in making nails, would have been […]
A newbie Laowai’s notes on Chinese public bathing for foreigners You enter the joint while all employees look at you with awe and say “Ni hao” (this is the version where they’ve actually seen you before). Then you let your Chinese wife do the buying of fat laowai washing time, as you flip flop in […]
Thought of the day: If they ever invent a machine that can: open jars, press out the last tooth paste, act as a warm pillow in the night, lift heavy things, act as body-o-comfort when strange noise appear and take a verbal scolding with a straight face for something you haven’t the slightest idea what […]
What the hell is up with bowties? What man really wants a bow tied to his neck? For one I think it looks like a squid ink coloured Pasta Farfalle? And why is it that bowties is expected at the Oscar Awards and not at weddings, office work or changing oil on your lawnmower? So […]